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Johnny Hanson : Vocals, free agent (pending trial) Born March 28 1968, Itza Butte, Saskatchewan 6 ft 190 lbs. (aka John Wright, drummer with NoMeansNo)
Broke into the SOSHL with the Foam Lake Bullies in 1970. Inked first pro contract with the Attica Lifers in 1973. Led the AOKHL in penalty minutes 4 years straight. Suspended indefinitely for shooting pucks into the crowd during warm-up. When not carving his niche on the ice, Johnny's usually inscribing his initials in the bench in the penalty box. An avid sculptor.
Tommy Hanson : Guitars, Kenora Cheeseheads, DUHHL Born ?, showed up at the rink 1971 6 ft 195 lbs. (aka Tom Holliston, touring guitarist with NoMeansNo)
Last year's recipitant of the Dennis Kearns Trophy for Surliness On and Off the Ice. Past winner of the Minnesota Sport Writers' Award for Testiness, garnered while toiling for the DT'SHL, Hibbings "My-sister's-not- marrying-one's". Voted "Player most likely to be traded" by team mates. Also noted for repugnant personal odours. Has never missed a game due to injury.
Robbie Hanson : Bass, Fort McLeod Dust-ups, KGBHL Born Feb. 23 and then again Mar 12 1962, Offal Springs, Saskatchewan 5 ft 11 in. 205 lbs. (aka Robbie Wright, bassist and vocalist with NoMeansNo)
First player ever penalized for garrotting the opposition. Hockey player come poet; Robbie has recently published the autobiographical tome, "My Career as a Scythe Wielding Psycho". Operates a mink farm in the off season. Enjoys jumping into the stands and beating heckling fans senseless with his goalie stick. A renaissance man.
Ernie Hanson : Traps, chops, the Marathon Smell, BOHL Born April 1 1970, Lubbock, Texas 5 ft 10 in. 210 lbs.
Strangely fixated on geese, Ernie migrated north early in puberty. Finally cracked the 4HHL's Flin Flon Flappers in 1985 and was promptly sent to the farm by management, not the farm team. Noted fowler, he has taken "trash talk" to new heights and is currently on retainer for a major waste-management consortium. Staunch advocate of KFC's Original recipe.
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